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Our Mailing Address is:
Beaverbreath
242 West Main Street
PMB 155
Hendersonville,Tn 37075
You say it, we print it! Whatever you want on a shirt.
Below are some of our favorites.
1) Mean People Kick Ass
2) I'm not being rude. Your're just insignificant!
3) You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication
4) I can see your point, but you're still full of shit
5) I would like to see things from your point of view, I just can't stick my head that far up my ass
6) Having abandoned the search for truth I'm now looking for a good fantasy
7) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth
8) What am I? Flypaper for FREAKS?
9) Who needs massive muscles > WHEN < you have massive mammaries
10)Who lit the fuse on you tampon?
11) I'm out of my mind, feel free to leave a message
12) I'm the one that puts the WHOOP-ASS in the can!
13) Will F**k for peanuts
14) F**k milk got BEER?
15) Everyone Has a Right to be Ugly... But you're Abusing IT!
16) STAND BACK! I Don't Know How Big It Is Going To Get!
17) 50,000 Battered Women and I've Been Eating Mine PLAIN!
18)Left on Vacation Came Back on Probation
19)REHAB is for Quitters
20) I'm Here About the Blowjob
21) Top Ten Reasongs to Procastinate
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22) Politicians have done for freedom what pantyhose did for finger f**king
23) F**k you I got enough friends APO Blackwater Only
24) I feel like a blind dog in a butcher shop
25) That's MISTER Asshole to you!
26)I fought anorexia and won
27) Tattooed in places you'd love to lick
28) Life is a theater in which the worst people often have the best seats
29) A country's greatness is measured by its treatment of its veterans
30) Tats, butts, sluts... It's a biker thing
31) F**k you, you F**king F**k!
32) It must suck to be you
33) Been there f**k that
34)If you're not a crook or a moron you're going to have to prove it to me
35)Where was I last night?
36) The only nudity people dislike is the bare naked truth
37) If you are what you eat I could be you by morning
38) If you are not living on the edge you are taking up too much space
39)If you appeal to the masses, that already says it all.
40) Religion is imagination without knowledge; with consequences!
41)The more laws, the less justice
42) Those who would sacrifice their liberty for a little security, deserve neither liberty nor security
43) It is better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep
44) Ride it like you stole it
45) Don't worry, it will only seem kinky the first time
46) I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce
47) I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn
48) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist
49)I am really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me
50)Sick my Duck
51) If your Dick was as big as your mouth, I might be interested
52) If your pussy was as small as your brain, I might be interested
53) Fighting for Religion, is like haveing sex for birth control
54) He who hesitates; Masturbates!
55)I know what I was feeling, but what was I thinking?
56)They've fallen, but they can get back up for $5,000 to $7,000!
57) Fuck the factory! The family doesn't own it anymore!
58) Beaver Breath - Save a tree, eat a beaver
59) What has 132 teeth and keeps back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
60) Morals are in sorry shape when immoral people are their guardian
61) I shall feast upon those that would subdue me
62) If you ain't a turd you ain't shit
63) I should have f**ked you before I knew you
64) I choose to be anorexic, that way you can't feed me your bullshit
65) Lesbianism: Just another case of a woman trying to do a mans job
66) Sometimes I pick up shit and read it, sometimes I shit and read
67)The health of a country is reflected in its culture
68) Mean people suck, nice people swallow
69) What do you want? Ignorant or evil?
70) The floggings will continue until morale improves!
71) For those who have awareness a hint is quite enough. For the multitiudes of heedless, knowledge is useless
72) A pretty woman made me buy the beer, and ugly woman made me drink it
73) Bitching is for people that can't whip ass
74) Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it!
75)When all you have is a hammer you tend to see every problem as a nail
76)I won't do your old lady unless you ask me to
77) I found it! Now my finger stinks!
78) Who died and left you in charge?
German
79) EGAL, Scheissegal, ILLEGAL
80) ILLIGITEMI NON CORBORUNDUM
81) Das ist mir wurst This is a bunch of shit!
82) Du kannst mich mal am arsch lecken You can lick my ass!
83)Verpiss dich! Piss the f**k off!
84) Halts maul! Shut the f**k up!
85) Wissuwass? What the f**k do you want?
86) Das ist mir scheissegal! This is more f**king shit!
87) Dir hat man wohl ins Gehirn geschissen und Vergessen umzurühren! Someone put shit in your head and forgot to stir it!
88) Baise Toi, Toi MÊME et garde Tes f*ck yourself, save your money!
89) C'est de La merde d'etre Toi! It must suck to be you!
90) iChingate! f*ck you!
91)iMierda! i Lo que Necesito es una pica de La cuca! Shit! I need to smoke a joint!
92)La cotorra que chi, No canta! When the parrot pisses he can't sing!
English
93) Warning. Standing or stopping too close will generate massive orgasms. Repeatedlly!
94) To the living we owe Respect, but to the dead we owe the truth!
95) My ol' lady always puts me on the bottom. She says I always f*ck up!
96) Reality! Seeing life without the filter of wishful thinking
97) I'm going to f*ck you like I paid for it
98) The only things made here are foreign!
99) I feel like a mushroom. Left in the dark and continuously fed bullshit!
100) The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is it's inefficiency.
101) It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them
102) Virtue is it's own punishment!
103) The sum of the intelligence of the planet remains a constant; The population, unfortunately, continues to grow
104) Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate
105) A friend will help you keep a secret, A bro will help you hide the body, but a Kamerad; He'll help you cut it up first!
106) Never, Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself!
107) Faith is believing what you know ain't so
108) f*ck the Monkey! I want to speak to the organ grinder
109) Diversity Sucks. I prefer my own
110) Ich bin stolz ein Arisher zu sein!
111) I have more time sliding beside my wrecks than you have on two wheels
112) Affirmative Action is illusion of equality
113) It is easier to herd sheep than to subdue a wolf
114) If you're not going to use your head you might as well have two assholes